1.哥哥我最近老是失眠，医生建议我躺块腹J上。
1.Brother I have been suffering from insomnia lately and my doctor suggested that I lie down on a block of abdominal J.
2.你会喜欢我吗?不会的话我教你啊。
2.Will you like me? I'll teach you if you don't know how.
3.看在我这么可爱的份上，你就从了我吧。
3.For the sake of me being so cute, just obey me.
4.如果不能真心换真心，那就力度换声音。
4.If you can't have heart for heart, then intensity for voice.
5.美食就像合拍的你，每尝一口，都觉得这辈子不虚此行。
5.The food is like an ensemble of you, and with every bite, you feel like you've lived your life to the fullest.
6.告诉知了不用叫了，我找到比它更会叫的了。
6.Tell the robin he doesn't have to bark, I've found one that barks better than he does.
7.要抱抱，要摸头，要托腮，要你的全部喜欢。
7.To cuddle, to touch your head, to rest your cheeks, to have all your favorites.
8.道理我都懂，可我要的不是道理，我要的是你。
8. I know all about reason, but I don't want reason, I want you.
9.我写了三行字，爱要藏在哪里才合适，你又能一看便知。
9.I wrote three lines about where love should be hidden to fit, and how you can tell at a glance.
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